Things That Make You Go "Hmmmm..."

Usually the funniest things come out of childrens' mouths and even though you are not supposed to laugh because it will reinforce bad behavior, you just cannot help but laugh. The reason I bring this point up is because I married someone who still thinks and acts like a child sometime...okay, most of the time.

Here is what came out of my husband's mouth last night (word for word) when we were just sitting around watching TV:

"Lay on your arm until it goes numb, then masturbate, and call it Stranger."

What the F??